Why I wasted my time with the ATHF movie

First of all, there's really no point talking about "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters". The film, like the show, makes absolutely no sense. Want a review or a synopsis? Look elsewhere. But there are two reasons why I gave it a view and gave up two hours of my life I'll never get back.

First, to promote both the movie and the latest season of ATHF coming out, two guys working for Turner Cable and Cartoon Network caused a PANIC in Boston years ago. They put up LED lights of Mooninites giving Bostonians the finger, and some poor sap thought it was a bomb, due to exposed wires and circuit boards. Pandemonium ensued, and the two artists were later captured for inciting panic or some shit. Because as Bush said, the TERRERISTS ARE FREEDUM HATERS. 'MURICA.

When people realized what was going on was a publicity stunt, they got released on bail. Then the artists held the greatest press conference/live trolling event ever, to further promote the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie. Observe.

Second, the very beginning of "ATHF Colon Movie Film for Theaters" needs to be shown before the screening of EVERY SINGLE MOVIE EVER. It tells people not to be loud in the theater via animated food items. But these animated food items (a dusty old gumdrop, moldy nachos, a stale pretzel, a box of Sno Caps) are part of a DEATH METAL band, and threaten murder, mutilation, and genocide on anyone that uses a cell phone, tapes the movie illegally, or even crunches their food or wrappers too loudly to disturb the movie theater experience for others.

It's in my opinion the only part of this movie worth watching. As with all other movies, DON'T TALK, WATCH. DON'T be a loud dick in the movie theater.